May 2013
5 posts
Interviewer: What's the first thing you do every morning?
Mark Hoppus: "I wake up and I think to myself, 'this is the worst thing that's ever happened, ever'"
laterthanbedtime:
Constantly torn between pleasing the past and the present.
April 2013
1 post
March 2013
2 posts
Police: where do you live?
Me: with my parents
Police: where do your parents live?
Me: with me
Police: where do you all live?
Me: together
Police: where is your house?
Me: next to my neighbors house
Police: where do your neighbors live?
Me: if i tell you, you wont believe me
Police: tell me
Me: next to my house
December 2012
7 posts
you'd probably thought you'd break my heart.
October 2012
4 posts
13mph:
the sexaul tension between two people who want to sex
September 2012
10 posts
looks in mirror: oh that's why people don't like me.
me at any inconvience: this is literally the worst thing that has ever happened to me
mom: how was school?
me: no
mom:
To prove a point to my dad, reblog if you're...
August 2012
2 posts
July 2012
87 posts
nosdrinker:
growing up is realizing that every single one of your problems is caused by you being a fucking idiot
" ____ is in a relationship "
emi-ly:
behind every great man is me
checkin out dat ass
