Interviewer: What's the first thing you do every morning?
Mark Hoppus: "I wake up and I think to myself, 'this is the worst thing that's ever happened, ever'"
laterthanbedtime: Constantly torn between pleasing the past and the present.
Police: where do you live?
Me: with my parents
Police: where do your parents live?
Me: with me
Police: where do you all live?
Police: where is your house?
Me: next to my neighbors house
Police: where do your neighbors live?
Me: if i tell you, you wont believe me
Police: tell me
Me: next to my house
you'd probably thought you'd break my heart.
13mph: the sexaul tension between two people who want to sex
looks in mirror: oh that's why people don't like me.
me at any inconvience: this is literally the worst thing that has ever happened to me
mom: how was school?
To prove a point to my dad, reblog if you're...
nosdrinker: growing up is realizing that every single one of your problems is caused by you being a fucking idiot
" ____ is in a relationship "
emi-ly: behind every great man is me checkin out dat ass